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Nightwish – Wishmaster – The Misheard Lyrics

Posted on May 8th, 2009 in Fun, Music by Peťo

Vymakané video, kde je dost zmenený text songu Wishmaster od Nightwish. No ako Vám to znie?

Originálny text:

Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne! 7th seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

Elbereth
Lorien

A dreamy-eyed child staring into night
On a journey to storyteller`s mind
Whispers a wish speaks with the stars the words are silent in Him
Distant sigh from a lonely heart
"I`ll be with you soon, my Shalafi"
Grey Havens my destiny

Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne! 7th seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

Silvera
Starbreeze

Sla-Mori the one known only by Him
To august realms, the sorcery within
If you hear the call of arcane lore,
Your world shall rest on Earth no more
A maiden elf calling with her cunning song
"Meet me at the Inn of Last Home"
Heartborne will find the way!

Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne! 7th seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

guitar solo

Wishmaster
Crusade for Your will
A child, dreamfinder
The Apprentice becoming…

Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne! 7th seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

(3x)

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Kanye West feat. Young Jeezy – Amazing

Posted on April 25th, 2009 in Music by Peťo

Konečne tu máme aj klip k tomuto skvelému songu. Enjoy

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M.I.A. – Paper Planes

Posted on March 18th, 2009 in Music by Peťo

Pohodový song z oscarového filmu Slumdog Millionaire.

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Jon Lajoie – Everyday Normal Guy 2

Posted on March 17th, 2009 in Fun, Music by Peťo

Je späť. A znovu s textom ktorý Vás zničí.

Text:

Steve: You want some more of this bitch? Back in the heezy. We can do this all year long.

I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka…
I told you in the first song, I’ll tell you in another.
I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker…
I don’t have a girlfriend my hand’s my only lover.
I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka…
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker…
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.

I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches
they were walkin’ my way
“Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?”
is what I wanted to say
but suddenly I panicked
my voice started to shake.
so I put my head down
and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway,
it worked out great.
Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfuckin Ace of Base.
Yo, what can I say,
it’s just a day in my life
I’m up early in the morning
in bed early at night.
To be productive at work
I gotta be well rested.
Yeah muthafucka,
you heard what I just said.

I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka…
I don’t like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter.
I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker…
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.
I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka…
I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker…
and I’m not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.

I’m from a
lower-middle class family,
me and my brothers and sisters
played hide and seek,
I have good memories
from my childhood bitch,
my favorite toy
was my fuckin fire truck bitch,
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long,
until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
and then I played with my muthafucka all day long
about 10 times a day man, all year long.
My favorite song motherfucker
I don’t like to admit it
is a Celine Dion song
from the movie Titanic.
“Every night in my dreams,
I see you…I feel you…”
Every time I hear that fuckin shit
a tear comes to my eye.
Why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
Though I’m not afraid to say
that I’m a sensitive guy,
sticks and stones break my bones
but it’s the words that make me cry.
Like that time in Grade 3
when a girl called me stupid face,
she really hurt me,
why’d she call me stupid face?
Is my face stupid?
How’s that even possible?
A person can be stupid
but a face? That’s impossible.
Shit happens all the time
and you learn how to deal with it,
Regular, everday, normal fuckin’ bullshit.

I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka…
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker…
When I got nothin’ to say I usually talk about the weather.
I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka…
I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better.
I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker…
I like red peppers better than the green ones.
Ooooohoooooo…savin up my money
to go buy a new dishwasher.
Mine broke about 6 months ago.
Mother fucker.
Go Go Go Go
Go shorty, it’s your birthday,
Go party like it’s your birthday.
I wasn’t invited, but it’s okay.
I’ll just stay at home and play some video games.

Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.